I am a first-time mother, wife, and pet-lover. I love humor in all its incarnations. Reading and writing are two wonderful passions of mine, which of course transition well into the world of blogging. Assuming, of course, I ever blogged. Well, consistently. Because obviously, this is a blog. And this is a blurb about a blogger.
This blog is often irreverent, pointless, silly, melodramatic, and occasionally has snippets of serious when I feel like something new. I battle fibromyalgia and chronic pain, migraines, depression, and stupidity (my own, with new addition of my husband's) every day; I've learned that laughing at it all makes it much easier to deal with. So why not live life with a little humor, a dash of satire, and make fun of just about everything?
I'm easily bribed by chocolate. Sort of. I mean, if you came up to me on the street and asked me to stuff someone in a basket and float them down the river, I don't think I could do it for just a Hershey bar. Maybe a lifetime supply of Skittles or something, though... And for all the creepy CIA agents or anti-terrorist groups reading this, I wouldn't really stuff someone into a basket and float them down the river. So stop taking me seriously. It'll probably make your brain explode. That's what happened to mine.
I'm easily bribed by chocolate. Sort of. I mean, if you came up to me on the street and asked me to stuff someone in a basket and float them down the river, I don't think I could do it for just a Hershey bar. Maybe a lifetime supply of Skittles or something, though... And for all the creepy CIA agents or anti-terrorist groups reading this, I wouldn't really stuff someone into a basket and float them down the river. So stop taking me seriously. It'll probably make your brain explode. That's what happened to mine.
